10.) You move into a new house with more room to accommodate the baby and all their belongings and you still don't have enough for room!
9.) Your center of gravity begins to shift and you trip, fall and run into walls.
8.) You seriously ponder the thought of investing in Charmin Toilet Paper and Tums because you use them so frequently.
7.) Your belly reaches a point where it should be mandatory to wear reflectors.
6.) You get your own personal party where "Ooooooos" and "Awwwwwws" echo throughout the room.
5.) Your belly plays a multi-functional role: It serves as a nurturing womb for baby, Table duster and a TV Tray!
4.) Suddenly everyone cares for you as if you have a disability.
3.) You begin to wonder if nine months without a menstrual cycle will be worth all the pain and suffering of labor.
2.) People begin to actually read the blog to keep up with the breaking baby news!
1.) You are more grateful and appreciative for the simple things in life. Things like not loosing your breath when doing the laundry, getting to sleep on your stomach, receiving back adjustments from Josh.
Those are hilarious!!!
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